“If ‘Pineapple Express’ had been about two girls, they wouldn’t have made it. And if I were a woman, I wouldn’t have a career.”—Seth Rogen acknowledging sexism in Hollywood. (via discount-transorbital-lobotomy)
Things I want to yell at tourists when I see them taking photos of "sculptures" in front of office buildings in Midtown
Stop. Stahp. What are you even doing? That’s not a thing. This is New York; we have things. That is not one of them. How about you just hand over all of the cash in your wallet, change to your return ticket to an earlier flight and we’ll call it a day.