Riddle: A boy and his father are in a car accident. When the boy arrives at the hospital, the surgeon on duty says “I cannot operate on this patient – he is my son”. How is this possible?
Answer: The surgeon is Superman, and the boy’s real father. The dude in the car is a cuckold. No woman can resist Superman.
Riddle: A ship’s ladder has rungs every 25cm. At low tide, eight rungs are under water. At high tide, the water level will rise by three meters. How many rungs will be below water then?
Answer: None. Superman froze the water with his breath then blew up the ship with his heat vision.
Riddle: A man is found hanging from a rope in a barn. There is no chair or ladder below him, only a small puddle. How did he get up there?
Answer: He’s Superman, so he just flew up there, to pull a prank. The puddle is because he peed himself. Superman peed himself. What, like you don’t got problems?
28 July 2012